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The wife came home early to find the husband making love to an attractive young girl.
“You pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me?”
The husband said “Hang on a minute, love. Let me tell you what happened.

This young lady asked for a lift. She was thin and in dirty, tattered clothes. I took pity on her and let her into the car.

She told me she hadn't eaten for three days. I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you might put on weight. The poor thing devoured them.

I suggested a shower. I threw away her rags and gave her the designer jeans that you’ve had for years, but don't wear because they are tight. I gave her the lingerie, the anniversary gift that you don't use because I don't have taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her. I donated those expensive boots you don't use because someone at work has the same pair.

I walked her to the door. She turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, ‘Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?’