V-am scris o scrisoare, dragii mei!

Ce?! Nu se poate sa iti fie dor de ceva/cineva fara sa te fi obisnuit in prealabil cu cevaul/cinevaul acela? Ba uite ca se poate!

Da, imi e dor de acasa, si de nisipurile din Vama, si de berile de la Bistro, si de "Hai sa jucam volei pe straduta," si de paine cu unt regal romanesc intr-o bucatarie anume - bucatarie cu vedere la scara lu' Sirbu - si de facut bratari din hartie de revista, si de dupa-amiezi in parc, si de stat degeaba in plictiseala pana la oase, si de voi toti... si de... si de cate si mai cate cu care ma abisnuisem.

Da... imi e dor si de mers cu Nico la Paris, desi am facut asta numai o data, si n-a avut timp sa-mi intre in obisnuinta (Parisu'). Si-mi e dor sa ma duc si cu Radu la Paris, desi n-am facut asta niciodata, si deci nu stiu cum ar fi, da' mi-e dor.

Imi lipsiti mult, oameni buni! Si va imbratisez!

Cu drag,

Sinzi

How the fight started

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy Shit! That must be my husband!'So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, and then started to run as fast as he could to his car.A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And that folks............is how the fight started.

Ce-mi face Andreea la scarbici - imi trimite dintr-astea

The wife came home early to find the husband making love to an attractive young girl.
“You pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me?”
The husband said “Hang on a minute, love. Let me tell you what happened.

This young lady asked for a lift. She was thin and in dirty, tattered clothes. I took pity on her and let her into the car.

She told me she hadn't eaten for three days. I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you might put on weight. The poor thing devoured them.

I suggested a shower. I threw away her rags and gave her the designer jeans that you’ve had for years, but don't wear because they are tight. I gave her the lingerie, the anniversary gift that you don't use because I don't have taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her. I donated those expensive boots you don't use because someone at work has the same pair.

I walked her to the door. She turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, ‘Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?’